She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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