I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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