About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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