Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
