can we get nightvision for the apartment?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Randomize
