I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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