can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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