Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
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i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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