i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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