Kiss
Puke
The maid of honor just puked.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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