yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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