you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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