You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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