I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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