You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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