Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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