just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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