Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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