i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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