i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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