I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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