he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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