My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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