Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?