party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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