yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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