He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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