Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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