i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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