My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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