New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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