Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
where does the pee come out of this thing
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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