Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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