I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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