He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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