my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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