East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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