Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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