You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize