Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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