The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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