My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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