so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I deserve this hangover.
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