end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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