they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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