So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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