Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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