I love black thongs
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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