I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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