South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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