I'm jealous of your bromance
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize