Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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