All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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