Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I can't turn off my feet"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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