Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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